An email exchange between K and me... K to me: "You have one of those looks that just makes me work. You just look at me and I know that I need to start working."
Me to K: This is awesome. Also, was he/she basically trying to tell you that you have a bitch face?
K to me: Um, I think so... But basically I walked over there and she was all "oh
shit!" And got to work. She gives me a review of my outfit every
morning... "I like your sweater!" "You look like a candy cane!" "Did you
mean to clash?"
Kid: That's totally intim. Me: What the hell does that even mean? Kid: Intimidating. Me: DID YOU JUST SHORTEN INTIMIDATING? Kid: Totes. Obvi. It's a thing. Me: No. Stop. I ban you from speaking for the rest of the hour.