Me: Kid, you're allergic to peanuts, right?
Kid: Yes, but you can eat that. I won't die.
Kid: I mean, I've kissed someone after she ate peanuts and I didn't die.
Me: Well that's good to know.
Kid: I'm not saying we should kiss or anything, but it would be --Me: NOPE, STOP THAT THOUGHT RIGHT THERE. LINE DRAWN.