Friday, October 31, 2008

We all need to supplement our income somehow.

While teenagers often say ridiculous things, teachers can be equally ridiculous with the lies they tell students. The best part is how students sometimes fail to question what we say, because since we're teachers we obviously always tell the truth.

From a coworker's conversation with one of his seniors:

Student (upon seeing a burn on his arm from his oven): So, what happened to your arm?
Teacher: Oh, my damn meth lab got weird again.
Student: Huh...
Teacher: So, back to what [the character] is thinking here...

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