Oh, right, because that makes it way less annoying!

These days I'm getting all my ridiculous teen fodder from one particular teacher friend. It's not that my kids aren't being ridiculous...believe me they are. Her stories are just way funnier than mine right now. For example, from her honors kids...

Teacher: Why am I hearing cards shuffling during quiet work time?
Kid: It's not cards, it's a light saber.

If you think DG stands for Dorothy Gale, you're sorely mistaken!

From a friend who teaches high school English as well...

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I swear this is the dumbest girl ever...

Incident #1-
DG: "Is this classroom level? My pencil keeps rolling off my desk to one side."

Incident #2-
Teacher: "I graduated from crocheting scarves to hats this weekend."
DG: "Really? You have to go to school for that? Where did you graduate from?"