Hey, remember 8 hours ago when I asked if hickeys are still a thing? Yeah, I guess they are. One of my kids came in this morning with a giant hickey on his neck. We had this conversation...
Me: Uh, do you have a HICKEY?!
Kid, reaches up to cover his neck: No! I uh, no! My brother and I were wrestling?
Me: By wrestling, do you mean he was sucking on your neck? Because that's a new definition of wrestling...
Kid: GROSS.
Me: You are.
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