Saturday, July 7, 2012

A bit of a break, and fashion.

So summer school is over. This is a very good thing. I now have a month off, which I'm going to enjoy by sleeping, reading, going to movies (Brave! The Amazing Spider-Man! Savages! The Dark Knight Rises!), and spending time with people I love. I have some posts started that I never finished, so I'll probably randomly post them over the next few weeks. Don't fret, I'll be back with a vengeance before school starts. I'll probably need to talk through some feelings with you all and need some encouragement to actually go back to work. Until then, here's some last minute fashion dos and don'ts.

I'm not fashionable and I've never been so. I've always been a t-shirt and jeans kind of girl, and my regular uniform for work is a twirly skirt of some sort (pockets are a bonus!) and a plain shirt. I wear flip flops every chance I get. All that being said, I can recognize terrible fashion when I see it. I've been overwhelmed by the awful fashion in summer school.

-A girl in six inch heels.
-Tube tops over bras (regular or sports bras). Uh what?
-A see through shirt over just a regular bra or a bandeau bra. This was something we started seeing at the end of the year and it's awful.
-A girl in knee high boots. Note: It's a billion degrees outside.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised when this is the kind of shit my former students pin on their "fashion" Pinterest boards:

Spoiler alert: This is NOT OMGSOCUUUUUUUTE. This is NOT an outfit. This is a bra and tiny shorts that will show off your lady parts and I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR LADY PARTS. I have lady parts of my own and I cover them up, because I'm a motherfucking lady. You should NOT wear this in public. If you do, I reserve the right to judge you and very likely call you slutty. Deal with it.

2 comments:

  1. Yikes! Well, the purse is okay...

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    1. I'd totally carry that purse. Also, if that bra was a purse, I'd carry it too.

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