Dude, you should be more concerned about failing at life.

The following is guaranteed to make your day.  No, seriously, you're going to love this.  It comes from a friend of a friend, who teaches both high school and community college history.  This is actual email, with no changing besides, the teacher's department chair at the community college received from a student:

"my history instructor booted me from class citing (3)strike's as a plagerizer,everything i've done in her class and the other 3 have been the same citing and listing my source when it come's to information,the purpose of this e-mail is to clarify my honest intention's as a freshman online student who's pursueing his master's in sociology,i also wanted to clear my name because certain label's don't apply.Would i be interested in completing history yes and get a passing grade yes i would but with a different instructor.I dont mind being successful but there are certain thing's that require my attention and as a fulltime student i need all my classes to be open to me so i can submit the work requested.I understand the teacher went to turniton.com and i saw the 97%percent but i was'nt claiming somebody else's work as my own,i have a brain and i'm well-versed in that regard.I would like thing's restored so i can move on with my College career/thank you for your time.
I have(4)classes and not just one,and no issue's to report or speak on,expect this class and the mis-understanding."

Right?!  RIGHT?!  My favorite part is "turniton.com", which is obviously the porn version of "turnitin.com".  The teacher's dept chair responded, and it's a very very long email, so I just excerpted my favorite part, which is the beginning.

"The email that you sent to this address with my name has no salutation or greeting, but I assume that you intended for me to respond as the chair overseeing history courses.  I am perplexed about why you contacted me, however, because the submissions for this class, contain so much material copied verbatim from others that it is not possible for the instructor to determine how well you comprehended the assignment objectives."

The dept chair goes on, at great length, to explain why the kids is failing the class and how he is obviously in the wrong.

So the next time you mess up, just remember this kid and how he/she doesn't "mind being successful", and you'll be thankful for your good life choices.